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    Tuesday, August 16th, 2005
    2:00 pm
    love's a two way dream
    Thursday, April 28th, 2005
    10:55 am
    Question of the week:
    Do vampires have their periods and if so do they eat during that week or..you know. ill frequently check back for answers.
    Saturday, April 9th, 2005
    8:15 pm
    sex is just the bandaid for a gunshot wound
    I dont have any teeth
    and I have gingivitis..
    i went to noho the other day
    to become a lesbian
    then i realized it wasn't me..
    so now im wearing pink
    instead of eating lucky charms..








    talk about random.
    Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
    8:16 am
    the secret life of icecubes
    ....icecubes have been the most influential force in
    the american landscape over the past three centuries.
    being unassuming little cubes of ice has afforded them
    the ability to wreak havoc without raising a single
    suspicios eyebrow. icecubes shot lincoln, kennedy,
    and john lennon. icecubes created global warming as
    some sort of sick, masochistic way of punishing
    themselves. icecubes are responsible for the poor
    global economy and the weakening of the US dollar.

    on the flipside, icecubes are not all bad. a team of
    icecube scientists created the polio vaccine, saving
    millions of humans. it was an icecube who thought up
    the theory of relatively, later passing his knowledge
    on to one mr. albert einstein. another unknown
    icecube secret: the pope bases all of his decisions on
    the advice of a small commitee of uber-catholic
    icecubes. i'm running out of icecube-related ideas
    here, and time is not on my side. more to come later.
    Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
    10:08 pm
    seth and I..the march edition
    emul8ter25: hi baby!
    DTonesGirl: oh i know
    DTonesGirl: smashing fun
    emul8ter25: were nothing but mammals!!!
    emul8ter25: so lets do it like they do it on discovery channel!
    DTonesGirl: gross
    emul8ter25: tell me about it
    emul8ter25: but ill bring a bag for your head
    emul8ter25: so ill be able to deal
    DTonesGirl: and ill bring a plug for your ass so you wont BM on me
    Thursday, February 10th, 2005
    2:36 pm
    goodnight moon.
    the four simple letters that are fail in family. my mind has captured my eyes, my sorrow has captured my body and I am frozen in time. i'm getting older but my thoughts have stayed the same. who does a doctor see when their sick? they have the sheet to diagnose themselves so they might as well start with a backache..hmm will they take a codine or a percocet? i supose there all free. killers are victims, judges are killers and the audience is waiting to pay. past my window you'll see a little girl curled to the top of a stone wall. on the right of the girl who's afraid of the world awaits another victim with the freedom to fly. the bull comes charging but shes not quick enough to lift up her feet. next time she'll need a running start. the color red wants to escape. i'm wearing red but im also wearing blue. does that mean i'm the center of my country or am i just a lonely girl who doesn't know how to dress? how could I be so alone when the love of my life is to my left and i'm sure he'll be my love in death. with me there is no fail in family. its not that I dont know how to spell its just that its not genetic. so goodnight to the sink, goodnight to the chairs, goodnight to the shampoo still floating in my hair. my three hours is up..its time to pee.
    Tuesday, January 4th, 2005
    11:18 pm
    Breakfast splatter on my face on my knees on my stove. Grease grease grease on my fingers on my toes. Bacon sizzlies sausage grizzlies. My oven mitt is lost in a freezer full of frost. Defrost defrost the microwave screams but I grab my bottle of spicy Jim beams and tip the glass until my steak screams.
    I'm spicy I'm spicy give me some milk but the reply from me was more than I felt. What I said to the steak I did not mean for I was all lopsided from my crusty crippled dream. I dropped my head to the ground and slowly walked away hoping I would forget that minute of the day when I told the steak that I would not pay for one single bite for it digested hay. So I shall now move to deer, to dogs, to cat meows but my future will be miserable because I criticized the cows.
    Saturday, January 1st, 2005
    6:30 pm
    THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
    1. alisha
    2. leash
    3. hey mrs mama knock up

    THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
    1. stargod710
    2. crapinmyrear
    3. dtonesgirl

    THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
    1. my wit..like when jim talked about how he couldn't sit in bens seat cuz there was a strap on chair...so i said..so aren't you used to strap ons!! OOOOH HAR HAR..yes moments like that are very akward.
    2. ive pretty sweet when im at work or talking with strangers..otherwise im just a cold hearted bitch.
    3. how i can hold my crap for 2 weeks then shit out a brick house

    THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
    1. my recieting hair line
    2. my teeth..< that should be # one.
    3. my insecurities. i dont want to be anymore!!

    THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
    1. english
    2. french/canadian
    3. irish

    THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
    1. pheonomineons..or however..
    2. murderers
    3. spam

    THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
    1. comedy
    2. a breast exam
    3. toothbrush

    THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
    1. eyelashes
    2. black pants
    3. my hole boots

    THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment):
    1. rachael yamagata
    2. eels
    3. radiohead

    THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment):
    1. duncan sheik- days go by
    2. built to spill-#3 not sure what name.
    3. portishead-roads

    THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
    1. snowboarding
    2. photography contest
    3. therapy
    THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
    1. not an overbearing concern but a loving one.
    2. comfortable and comedic
    3. friendly advice, truth and shared interests.

    TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
    1. i've never been more dull
    2. the doctor stuck metal up my who-ha
    3. the operation was a complete success!!

    THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
    1. lack of a mustache
    2. their style -faded jeans, sweater, scarf, hat and boots. EVEN IN THE SUMMER BABY!!
    3. straight white teeth..someone in the relationship should have em'.

    THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
    1. be happy
    2. keep exercising..i always lose it after a week.
    3. keep track of my womanhood.
    THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
    1. photography
    2. piano/music
    3. independent films

    THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
    1. win lots of money and not have scary mob men after me.
    2. get help so im happy and he'll love me again
    3. backpack in europe

    THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
    1. photographer in africa/australia..you name it.
    2. documentary film maker ( animals)
    3. doing something at a zoo.

    THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
    1. rainforest
    2. england
    3. sedona

    THREE KID'S NAMES:
    1. ezra
    2. taylor ( girl )
    3. ben pheonix

    THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
    1. BE HAPPY!!
    2. have a girl
    3. travel all over!!

    THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
    1. i talk about my endowed treasure chest
    2. i will not allow myself to cook or clean..thats a bitches job.
    3. i lie alot.

    THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK
    1. im a gay man trapped in a womans body
    2. i always think im fat...even if im sickly pale.
    3. i change my outfit a million times before leaving the house..but i barely wear make up!!...so that makes up for it.

    THREE CELEB CRUSHES
    1. jared leto
    2. joseph gordon levitt
    3. milla jovavich
    Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
    10:25 am
    JUSTIN!!
    THREEEEEEEEEEEE MORE DAYS BABY!!....and dont forget your birth certificate.....then again it may be pointless seeing how I CANT FIND MINE!!!.....whooooooooopsiiiiiiiiihd..< disregard this.
    10:19 am
    what do you want me to say?
    oh i dont know...something along the lines of
    i'm sorry I left you when you needed me the most
    and the past couple weeks you've been so happy and
    this is the girl I fell in love with. we'll be
    together someday, but all I need to do is work on
    myself first because we can't truly be happy until
    im better and i stop parenting you. so just be patient

    oh and another thing...I SO JUST ATE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!
    Monday, December 13th, 2004
    1:57 pm
    forever will escape when you release it first
    I've never carried my heart in my belly
    and it felt so real
    so whole
    but I knew it was empty
    it was somewhere it couldn't go
    and somewhere it shouldn't
    it didn't belong
    so I let go.






    the winter heres cold and bitter
    its chilled me to the bone
    i haven't seen the sun for weeks
    too long too far from home
    I feel just like im sinking and
    I claw for solid ground.
    I'm Pulled down by the undertow
    I never thought I could feel so low
    Oh darkness I feel like letting go.

    Current Mood: gloomy
    12:18 am


    You Are a Visionary Soul





    You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
    Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connect to your soul.
    You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
    Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.

    You have great vision and can be very insightful.
    In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
    Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
    You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.

    Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul


    Sunday, December 12th, 2004
    11:59 pm
    eternity is a long time to think about what you should have done
    I see people all the time
    some happy, most sad. but the sad
    ones I see have someone holding on tight
    just waiting and waiting for their happiness
    to grow.
    I guess I grew unlucky.


    why does everybody let go?
    8:22 am
    two seconds of partial enjoyment for a week to be miserable is never worth it
    I went to bed to you hurting me
    and then I woke up to you hurting me
    and yet I maintained my composure and
    kept my character. where was yours?
    It looks like you could have possibly been
    the trigger all along.








    I want to hear what you have to say about me
    I dont care if your gonna live without me
    I want to hear what you want
    i'll remember to stand by



    That would just make me foolish though wouldn't it?

    Current Mood: crushed
    Friday, December 10th, 2004
    7:46 pm
    greed is just a few small towns away
    i take it all back. especially when you deprive me of the love you so claim i'm worth. who knows maybe the medication made me hallucinate and see you as someone else. someone I met a few years ago.. you know the kid that used to respect me. its not that hard to say " yes i can finally be there for you" without me having to cut myself or stare at a bottle of pills for an hour. who would have thought i could need you when i wasn't in the ground? not you thats for sure. no matter how healthy and happy i'll become you'll always be the same. you'll meet someone, grow a heart, maybe buy them a 49 cent seal at a thrift store and then realize it's a mistake the first time you see them cry. because crying means something too little for you. crying means you have to let them go..even though you thought you were in love. after all how could you possibly be there for them when inside you knew it was just a thought and couldn't possibly be real. It's because the only things you so deeply care about all have your last name, play in a band or have a couple wheels. you can always dream someday you'll have the perfect person and who knows maybe you'll wake up to actually find it. but make sure to let them know their never allowed to cry or their never allowed to be mad and after that if they still somehow make the mistake of shedding a tear.....tell them you love them but you can't be there for them because you need to hike in the morning.
    with sincere regrets,
    alisha

    Current Mood: disappointed
    Tuesday, December 7th, 2004
    11:28 pm
    mad at fiction
    you were lying well awake in the night
    trying to get over your sorrow
    and i can never really see you depart it
    but your my baby



    so not how the real lyrics go..but i like it that way.


    ( you were lying well awake in the garden
    trying to get over your stardom)...I DONT KNOW A STAR!!
    8:22 pm
          
    looking like david bowie is love
    brought to you by the isLove Generator
    Sunday, December 5th, 2004
    12:18 am
    i think im in love
    but it feels like the first time. I feel happy and I feel new. I dont feel ashamed of myself or ashamed of the idea of loving the same person for the rest of my life. who could be ashamed of that? I know that in all my grief i've always had a break in my thoughts but I just couldn't let it stay open long enough. It's over. I have peace and I don't have to worry anymore. It's finally over and i'm in love. with the blink of an eye the rush ran through me and I have the chance to be happy..I dont think i'll pass this time.

    Current Mood: happy
    Tuesday, November 30th, 2004
    10:38 pm
    apparantly i almost made out with a 50 year old guy
    NO MORE BOOZE FOR ME!!!!

    Current Mood: groggy
    Thursday, November 4th, 2004
    10:58 pm
    ( in movie preview voice) the sink is dripping....
    THE WATER'S GONE MAD!!

    Current Mood: i have to poop!!
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