my elbows are like buttcheeks. firm and hairy...mine anyways

fancy frito
10 July
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Hello my names gargantuous gregory. I have purple earings and I can make you feel all warm inside. I have an extra nipple located under one of my many hairy armpits and I find it absolutely charming how my ass cheeks can squeeze so tightly. I have an ass the size of a watermelon on acid. I like swimming in the rain, polka dotted panties, and coloring in pictures. I also enjoy reading romance novels starring a cast of very seductive animals(octopus's are my favorite) and making mad passionate paper flowers with asian puppies..or huskies. sometimes I like em built. I enjoy dancing in front of computers, touching tables, and rubbing my ass on the chair. My online activites are such things as being gay, pretending im gay, and talking to gay people. Fat men rule. p.s I'm not gay.

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